McWain Monster

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Most believe its an octopus

Many say the McWain Monster has been lurking in the deep since before 1926. Many have mistaken the great Monster McWain with the Killer Bass. Some say they have seen the creature while others think it's just another camp story. Many in recent years have argued that it is a peaceful and friendly beast who has never harmed anyone. In fact, some believe it likes to tickle and has tickled campers during general swim with it's tentacles. That is if it has tentacles.

Many people say its some kind of friendly octopus or squid, others say some sort of sea dragon or swimming dinosaur, still others think it's more like the killer bass, some sort of fish with big teeth or sea hydra. Some day maybe someone will take a picture.

In the mid-'90s, the camp's amateur percussion troop Spirit World wrote a song called "Monster McWain" that had a reggae, island sound. The song was to be performed at Campfire one week but the band went with something else at the last minute.